hokeyfright:

it’s called the xbox one because it’s been one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said i’m angry five days since you laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me three days since the living room i realized it’s all my fault but couldn’t tell you

jamielikeschickens:

“i would like one xbox one”

“sir it is just called xbox one”

“yes i would like one”

“no sir it is called xbox one”

“yes please give me one xbox”

“no sir xbox one”

“i know please may i purchase one”

“sorry sir it is called the xbox one”

“i know it is my friends already have one”

“no they dont sir it’s called the xbox one”

“yes one xbox one please”

“sir u dont understand”

i am predicting low sales of this new console

thekingdomofben:

The best way to get rock hard abs is to draw Dwayne Johnson on your tummy

Remember when I did this then drew the rock on my tummy? Classic

shegsy:

thekingdomofben:

i think if that gif has proved anything it’s that you should party with me

i’m a lot of fun 

I have partied with you on several occasions. Don’t lie to your tumblr followers.

You do not party well

how dare you

princessfreakazoid replied to your post: i think if that gif has proved anything it’s that…

that’s not a gifset it’s just one gif

shhh i edited it and now it’s like it never happened 

i think if that gif has proved anything it’s that you should party with me

i’m a lot of fun 

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

shegsy:

hexsweeney:

thekingdomofben:

I miss Shell

Shell we should hang out soon

Shell you should have another party

i concur wholeheartedly

When shall we do this then

Well after friday i’m free pretty much whenever except for a couple dates but yeah just let me know and i’ll almost certainly be there